Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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