just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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