Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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