hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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