so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I stole a fireplace last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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