Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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