I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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