Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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