Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
