you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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