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Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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