Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
my liver is dry heaving
How does it feel to date your dad?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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