Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm getting married
To pizza
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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