called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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