are you still at the devil's house?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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