He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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