She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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