lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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