No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
wow bdsm is so cute
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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