You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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