Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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