true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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