Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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