Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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