At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i think my cat just said my name.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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