yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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