I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
