actually, I'm a sock model
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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