I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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