I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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