Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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