...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
time to smoke my breakfast
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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