Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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