do herpes really smell.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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