@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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