Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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