just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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