So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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