paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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