Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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