AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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