he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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