i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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