check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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