Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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