She announced her abortion via fbk
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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