bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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