I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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