Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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