we have officially mastered the walk of shame
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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